{"id":1133,"date":"2009-03-01T21:39:59","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T19:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deleet.dk\/?p=1133"},"modified":"2009-03-01T21:39:59","modified_gmt":"2009-03-01T19:39:59","slug":"br%c3%a6ndm%c3%a6nd-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/?p=1133","title":{"rendered":"Brandm\u00e6nd joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En gruppe brandm\u00e6nd blev kaldt ud til en brand. I blandt disse var en brandmandsl\u00e6rling. F\u00f8r at brandm\u00e6ndene gik i gang med at slukke ilden holdte de et taktikm\u00f8de. Da m\u00f8det var slut ville l\u00e6rlingen ville markere sig med et kampr\u00e5b: &#8220;Giv den gas drenge!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Det var ikke specielt sjovt. \ud83d\ude1b &#8211; En eller anden (Morten J.) sagde &#8220;giv den gas&#8221; og jeg t\u00e6nkte med det samme, at et s\u00e5dant udtryk m\u00e5tte kunne (mis)bruges til noget ordspil hall\u00f8j.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En gruppe brandm\u00e6nd blev kaldt ud til en brand. I blandt disse var en brandmandsl\u00e6rling. F\u00f8r at brandm\u00e6ndene gik i gang med at slukke ilden holdte de et taktikm\u00f8de. Da m\u00f8det var slut ville l\u00e6rlingen ville markere sig med et kampr\u00e5b: &#8220;Giv den gas drenge!&#8221;. &#8212; Det var ikke specielt sjovt. \ud83d\ude1b &#8211; En eller [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[181,609,916,1025],"class_list":["post-1133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-brndmnd","tag-joke","tag-ordspil","tag-pun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}