{"id":2339,"date":"2011-12-12T04:24:53","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T03:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/?p=2339"},"modified":"2011-12-12T04:24:53","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T03:24:53","slug":"samtale-maed-jens-arh%c3%b8j-12-12-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/?p=2339","title":{"rendered":"Samtale m\u00e6d Jens Arh\u00f8j 12-12-2011"},"content":{"rendered":"

[04:00:45] Emil – Deleet: rofl
\n[04:00:50] Emil – Deleet:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 “Autoeroticism also occurs widely among animals, both male and female. A variety of creative techniques are used, including genital stimulation using the hand or front paw (primates, Lions), foot (Vampire Bats, primates), flipper (Walruses), or tail (Savanna Baboons), sometimes accompanied by stimulation of the nipples (Rhesus Macaques, Bonobos); auto-fellating or licking, sucking and\/or nuzzling by a male of his own penis (Common Chimpanzees, Savanna Bonobos, Vervet Monkeys, Squirrel Monkeys, Thinhorn Sheep, Bharal, Aovdad, Dwarf Cavies); stimulation of the penis by flipping or rubbing it against the belly or in its own sheath (White-tailed and Mule Deer, Zebras and Takhi); spontaneous ejaculations (Mountain Sheep, Warthogs, Spotted Hyenas); and stimulation of the genitals using inanimate objects (found in several primates and cetaceans).[24]” [from here<\/a>]
\n[04:00:52] Emil – Deleet: srsly
\n[04:00:57] Emil – Deleet: halen? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:01:15] Emil – Deleet: holy fuk. this shit is beter than fiction!
\n[04:01:18] Emil – Deleet: stranjer than fiction!
\n[04:01:26] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Indeed \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:01:41] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Fuldst\u00e6ndig pointless knowledge, men fuck, det er grineren
\n[04:01:46] Emil – Deleet: overhovedet ekke
\n[04:02:00] Emil – Deleet: de f\u00e5r en tel at t\u00e6ngke p\u00e5 vorfor at vi har di holdnenger tel s\u00e6ks vi har.
\n[04:02:12] Emil – Deleet: samt at d\u00e6r nok er en hel del \u00e5nderlig s\u00e6ks som man ekke h\u00f8rer om
\n[04:02:30] Emil – Deleet: s\u00e5 du d\u00e6n d\u00e6r Alice in Wonderland: xxx edition?
\n[04:02:31] Emil – Deleet: grineren
\n[04:02:43] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Nej, har ikke downloadet den
\n[04:03:05] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Wtf, spontaneous ejaculation. Det m\u00e5 fandme v\u00e6re irriterende
\n[04:03:08] Emil – Deleet: \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:03:12] Emil – Deleet: vi har de osse
\n[04:03:14] Emil – Deleet: v\u00e5de dr\u00f8mme \ud83d\ude09
\n[04:03:26] Emil – Deleet: de er i v\u00e6rt fald ekke consius
\n[04:03:45] Emil – Deleet: jaj har i\u00f8vrigt aldrig haft en v\u00e5d dr\u00f8m AFAIK
\n[04:03:53] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Jeg har haft \u00e9n
\n[04:03:55] Emil – Deleet: m\u00e6n st\u00e5r altid op m\u00e6d boner.
\n[04:03:56] Emil – Deleet: ok
\n[04:03:59] Emil – Deleet: how was that?
\n[04:04:02] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Annoying
\n[04:04:07] Emil – Deleet: v\u00e5gnede du ved orgasmo? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:04:12] Emil – Deleet: LOL ves de hedder orgasmo
\n[04:04:16] Emil – Deleet: som d\u00e6r d\u00e6r b-film
\n[04:04:25] Jens Arh\u00f8j: I remember it
\n[04:04:31] Emil – Deleet: lol, de g\u00f8r de! \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:04:32] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Mener jeg v\u00e5gnede lige efter orgasme
\n[04:04:33] Emil – Deleet: orgasmo! \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:04:36] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Lol z
\n[04:04:49] Emil – Deleet: de g\u00f8r maj helt kreativ \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:05:04] Emil – Deleet: disorgasmi? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:05:11] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Wat
\n[04:05:21] Emil – Deleet: dis-\u00a0\u00a0 in several directions\u00a0\u00a0 doni\u00a0 –\u00a0 to give\u00a0\u00a0 disdoni\u00a0 –\u00a0 to distribute
\n[04:05:29] Emil – Deleet: cuming in multiple directions? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:05:39] Emil – Deleet: \u00e6ller at uddele orgasmer
\n[04:05:53] Emil – Deleet: hahahaha
\n[04:05:54] Emil – Deleet: ek-\u00a0\u00a0 (suddenly) begin\u00a0\u00a0 vidi\u00a0 –\u00a0 to see\u00a0\u00a0 ekvidi\u00a0 –\u00a0 to glimpse
\n[04:06:02 | Edited 04:06:13] Emil – Deleet: ekorgasmo =\u00a0 suden orgasm
\n[04:06:27] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Orgasmino = female orgasm \ud83d\ude1b
\n[04:06:32] Emil – Deleet: \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:06:39] Emil – Deleet: mal-\u00a0\u00a0 inverse; opposite\u00a0\u00a0 bona\u00a0 –\u00a0 good\u00a0\u00a0 malbona\u00a0 –\u00a0 bad
\n[04:06:44] Emil – Deleet: malogasmo?
\n[04:06:46] Emil – Deleet: vad fuk er de? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:06:53] Emil – Deleet: mis-\u00a0\u00a0 not rightly; in error\u00a0\u00a0 uzi\u00a0 –\u00a0 to use\u00a0\u00a0 misuzi\u00a0 –\u00a0 to abuse<\/p>\n

haha
\n[04:06:55] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Hvad er det modsatte af en orgasme?
\n[04:06:57] Emil – Deleet: misorgasmo?
\n[04:07:05] Emil – Deleet: orgasmo ved uh\u00e6ld? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:07:07] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Premature?
\n[04:07:10] Emil – Deleet: y!
\n[04:07:17] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Also
\n[04:07:24] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Jeg slog “spontan” op
\n[04:07:33] Emil – Deleet: -ad-\u00a0\u00a0 continuous or repeated action\u00a0\u00a0 kanti\u00a0 –\u00a0 to sing\u00a0\u00a0 kantado\u00a0 –\u00a0 singing<\/p>\n

multiple orgasms?
\n[04:07:39] Jens Arh\u00f8j: yeah
\n[04:07:41] Emil – Deleet: srsly, EO er fuking awsom
\n[04:07:44] Jens Arh\u00f8j: ^^
\n[04:07:50] Emil – Deleet: spontan
\n[04:07:53] Jens Arh\u00f8j: En v\u00e5d dr\u00f8m er ikke det samme som en spontan orgasme
\n[04:07:58] Emil – Deleet: adj\u00e6ktiv + akusativ
\n[04:08:03] Emil – Deleet: naj, du har ret
\n[04:08:08] Emil – Deleet: sort of
\n[04:08:16] Emil – Deleet: similara?
\n[04:08:27] Emil – Deleet: simila \ud83d\ude42
\n[04:08:28] Emil – Deleet: close
\n[04:08:38] Jens Arh\u00f8j: tre
\n[04:08:46] Emil – Deleet: -an-\u00a0\u00a0 member\u00a0\u00a0 Kristo\u00a0 –\u00a0 Christ\u00a0\u00a0 kristano\u00a0 –\u00a0 Christian
\n[04:09:02] Emil – Deleet: orgasmano?
\n[04:09:07] Emil – Deleet: en som f\u00e5r orgasmoj?
\n[04:09:23] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Ved ikke om det er samme betydning
\n[04:09:32] Emil – Deleet: -ar-\u00a0\u00a0 many taken as a whole\u00a0\u00a0 arbo\u00a0 –\u00a0 tree\u00a0\u00a0 arbaro\u00a0 –\u00a0 forest
\norgasmaro
\ncombined orgasm? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:09:46] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Hvad faen er det?
\n[04:09:50] Emil – Deleet: duno
\n[04:10:08] Emil – Deleet: -ebl-\u00a0\u00a0 can be done\u00a0\u00a0 legi\u00a0 –\u00a0 to read\u00a0\u00a0 legebla\u00a0 –\u00a0 legible
\norgasmebla = fap-able
\n[04:10:15] Jens Arh\u00f8j: xD
\n[04:10:16] Emil – Deleet: \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:10:23] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Tio estas orgasmebla
\n[04:10:25 | Edited 04:10:41] Emil – Deleet: -ec-\u00a0\u00a0 quality as an abstract idea
\n[04:10:27] Emil – Deleet: O_o
\n[04:10:40] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Not even sure what means
\n[04:10:44] Emil – Deleet: nothing prob \ud83d\ude1b
\n[04:10:51] Emil – Deleet: -eg-\u00a0\u00a0 very large; very strongly\u00a0\u00a0 varma\u00a0 –\u00a0 warm\u00a0\u00a0 varmega\u00a0 –\u00a0 hot
\n[04:10:52] Emil – Deleet: \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:10:55] Emil – Deleet: i see wher this is going!
\n[04:10:58] Jens Arh\u00f8j: xD
\n[04:11:00] Emil – Deleet: power fap!
\n[04:11:07] Emil – Deleet: orgasmega
\n[04:11:09] Emil – Deleet: LOL
\n[04:11:10] Emil – Deleet: MEGA!
\n[04:11:11] Emil – Deleet: :D:D:D:D:D
\n[04:11:27] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Also, orgasmego \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:11:35] Emil – Deleet: a power-fap
\n[04:11:37] Jens Arh\u00f8j: No
\n[04:11:42] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Strong orgasm
\n[04:11:45] Emil – Deleet: n\u00e5 na
\n[04:11:46] Emil – Deleet: \ud83d\ude41
\n[04:11:47] Emil – Deleet: close
\n[04:11:50] Emil – Deleet: power orgasm
\n[04:11:53 | Edited 04:12:02] Emil – Deleet: sounds strong
\n[04:12:00] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Forta orgasmo ^^
\n[04:12:09] Emil – Deleet: -ej-\u00a0\u00a0 place\u00a0\u00a0 kuiri\u00a0 –\u00a0 cook\u00a0\u00a0 kuirejo\u00a0 –\u00a0 kitchen
\n[04:12:16] Emil – Deleet: wanking area? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:12:21] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Fap cave \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:12:22] Emil – Deleet: = seng?
\n[04:12:30] Emil – Deleet: -end-\u00a0\u00a0 must be done\u00a0\u00a0 legi\u00a0 –\u00a0 to read\u00a0\u00a0 legenda\u00a0 –\u00a0 must be read
\n[04:12:31] Emil – Deleet: hehehehe
\n[04:12:33] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Lol
\n[04:12:34] Emil – Deleet: must fap to this
\n[04:12:48] Emil – Deleet: -estr-\u00a0\u00a0 person who guides, rules, presides\u00a0\u00a0 lernejo\u00a0 –\u00a0 school\u00a0\u00a0 lernejestro\u00a0 –\u00a0 principal\/head teacher
\n[04:12:49] Emil – Deleet: hah
\n[04:13:04] Emil – Deleet: faktisk, s\u00e5 fendes d\u00e6r s\u00e5dan nogle grupper for kvender som har sv\u00e6rt ved at f\u00e5 orgasmo
\n[04:13:06] Emil – Deleet: helt srsly
\n[04:13:14] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Not surprised
\n[04:13:16] Emil – Deleet: og i di grupper er d\u00e6r m\u00e6d garanti en vajleder \ud83d\ude09
\n[04:13:19] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Yeah
\n[04:13:25] Emil – Deleet: orgasmestro \ud83d\ude09
\n[04:13:27] Emil – Deleet: hahahaha
\n[04:13:28] Emil – Deleet: mestro!
\n[04:13:28] Emil – Deleet: \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:13:36] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Lyder n\u00e6sten som en supervillain xD
\n[04:13:46] Emil – Deleet: jaj t\u00e6ngker FR meistro
\n[04:13:51] Jens Arh\u00f8j: y
\n[04:13:56] Jens Arh\u00f8j: *maestro
\n[04:14:01] Emil – Deleet: y
\n[04:14:12] Emil – Deleet: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=iffJ893lg5Y
\n[04:14:24] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Han er awesome \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:14:30] Emil – Deleet: tre bona!
\n[04:14:34] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Vere
\n[04:14:45] Emil – Deleet: bonega \ud83d\ude09
\n[04:14:54] Emil – Deleet: awesome = bonega
\n[04:15:11] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Slang affix?
\n[04:15:27] Emil – Deleet: naj, strong
\n[04:15:29] Emil – Deleet: -ig-\u00a0\u00a0 cause something to be\u00a0\u00a0 labori\u00a0 –\u00a0 to work\u00a0\u00a0 laborigi\u00a0 –\u00a0 to put someone to work<\/p>\n

hmm
\n[04:15:39] Emil – Deleet: orgasmigas
\n[04:15:46 | Edited 04:15:49] Emil – Deleet: to caus an orgasm \ud83d\ude42
\n[04:16:07] Jens Arh\u00f8j: \ud83d\ude1b
\n[04:16:19] Emil – Deleet: -il-\u00a0\u00a0 instrument, tool\u00a0\u00a0 tran\u0109i\u00a0 –\u00a0 to cut\u00a0\u00a0 tran\u0109ilo\u00a0 –\u00a0 knife
\n[04:16:34] Emil – Deleet: orgasmilo<\/p>\n

instrument for orgasm
\n[04:16:41] Emil – Deleet: slang for “h\u00e5nd”? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:16:51] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Orgasminilo = dildo \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:16:55] Emil – Deleet: hahahaha
\n[04:16:56] Emil – Deleet: y
\n[04:17:04 | Edited 04:17:08] Emil – Deleet: \u00e6ller vad man (kven?) nu bruger
\n[04:17:12] Jens Arh\u00f8j: y
\n[04:17:37] Emil – Deleet: -ism-\u00a0\u00a0 way of thought, belief system
\n[04:17:48] Emil – Deleet: orgasmismo?
\n[04:18:02] Emil – Deleet: -ist-\u00a0\u00a0 practitioner of a profession, continued hobby or way of thinking
\nheh
\n[04:18:12] Emil – Deleet: orgasmisto \ud83d\ude42
\na fapper
\n[04:18:14] Jens Arh\u00f8j: xD
\n[04:18:40] Emil – Deleet: -obl-\u00a0\u00a0 multiplication; times
\norgasmoblo<\/p>\n

multi-fap
\n[04:18:46] Jens Arh\u00f8j: ^^
\n[04:19:09] Emil – Deleet: -uj-\u00a0\u00a0 container
\nhmm
\n[04:19:19] Emil – Deleet: orgasmujo<\/p>\n

orgasm container? wat
\n[04:19:23] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Sok?
\n[04:19:26] Emil – Deleet: piger? \ud83d\ude00
\n[04:19:29] Jens Arh\u00f8j: Lol
\n[04:19:46] Emil – Deleet: vi har lavet d\u00e6n en gang \ud83d\ude1b
\n[04:19:52] Emil – Deleet: m\u00e6d spermo
\n[04:20:18] Emil – Deleet: hmm, n\u00e6, \u0109uro er slang
\n[04:20:34] Emil – Deleet: \u0109urujo =\u00a0 cum-dumpster<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[04:00:45] Emil – Deleet: rofl [04:00:50] Emil – Deleet:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 “Autoeroticism also occurs widely among animals, both male and female. A variety of creative techniques are used, including genital stimulation using the hand or front paw (primates, Lions), foot (Vampire Bats, primates), flipper (Walruses), or tail (Savanna Baboons), sometimes accompanied by stimulation of the nipples (Rhesus […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,1424],"tags":[353,1642,1643],"class_list":["post-2339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-sprog","tag-esperanto","tag-fun","tag-orgasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2340,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions\/2340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}