Hvis man skal skynde sig p\u00e5 toilettet, har man s\u00e5 skide travlt?<\/p>\n
–
\nHvis man sp\u00f8rger en som l\u00e6ser humaniora og studerer \u00f8steurop\u00e6iske sprog hvor han skal arbejde, og han svarer “haha! En by i rusland!” laver han s\u00e5 sjov?<\/p>\n
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\nHvis nogen r\u00f8rer ved en og man er ligeglad, siger man s\u00e5 “det rager mig ikke”?<\/p>\n
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\nJeg hader bare mennesker som inddeler folk i kategorier.<\/p>\n
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\nHvis man er dirty i sengen, b\u00f8r man s\u00e5 have sex i badet? (Skal man bruge s\u00e6be som glidecreme?)
\n–<\/p>\n
“Du er kontr\u00e6r af natur.”
\n“Det er jeg i hvert fald ikke!!”<\/p>\n
–<\/p>\n
[14:32:10] Emil – Deleet: if one more than once gives aid to some hungry person in Africa, what does he get?
\n[14:32:33] Jens Arh\u00f8j – Strawb: A good feeling?
\n[14:32:38] Emil – Deleet: AIDS<\/p>\n
–<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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