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Ogs\u00e5 og og s\u00e5<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Alle b\u00f8rnene ville gerne lege, og s\u00e5<\/strong> gjorde de det.”<\/p>\n

Version et.<\/p>\n

“Du er ogs\u00e5<\/strong> en fed mongol!”<\/p>\n

Version to.<\/p>\n

“Alle b\u00f8rnene kikkede til h\u00f8jre o<\/strong>g s\u00e5<\/strong> s\u00e5<\/strong> de det ogs\u00e5<\/strong>!”<\/p>\n

Version tre–hmm<\/p>\n

\u00c5rsager<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Tak for i g\u00e5r Peter.”<\/p>\n

“Ingen \u00e5rsag.”<\/p>\n

Var der ingen \u00e5rsag til at Peter gjorde det? \u00d8h.<\/p>\n

Vandkrig<\/strong><\/p>\n

Et skib der er godt imod ub\u00e5de kaldes en destroyer, det er s\u00e5ledes et anti-ub\u00e5d-skib.<\/p>\n

Normalt betyder ‘u-‘ ‘ikke’, betyder det s\u00e5, at en destroyer er en anti-ikke-b\u00e5d-skib? Huh<\/p>\n

Ub\u00e5d er en oxymoron. En b\u00e5d er et fart\u00f8j som er oven p\u00e5 vandet, en undervandsb\u00e5d er s\u00e5ledes en undervands oven p\u00e5 vandet fart\u00f8j.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ogs\u00e5 og og s\u00e5 “Alle b\u00f8rnene ville gerne lege, og s\u00e5 gjorde de det.” Version et. “Du er ogs\u00e5 en fed mongol!” Version to. “Alle b\u00f8rnene kikkede til h\u00f8jre og s\u00e5 s\u00e5 de det ogs\u00e5!” Version tre–hmm \u00c5rsager “Tak for i g\u00e5r Peter.” “Ingen \u00e5rsag.” Var der ingen \u00e5rsag til at Peter gjorde det? \u00d8h. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[1776,1330],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialoger","category-humor","tag-sprog","tag-udtryk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}