{"id":520,"date":"2008-09-22T13:10:43","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T11:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deleet.dk\/?p=520"},"modified":"2008-09-22T13:10:43","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T11:10:43","slug":"scoretrick-med-dyr-zebraen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/?p=520","title":{"rendered":"Scoretrick med dyr: Zebraen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg har konstrueret denne &#8220;scorereplik&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Dreng: &#8220;Hej [indledende kompliment e.l.], har du en zebra?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pige: &#8220;(undrer sig over sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5let), [svarer ben\u00e6gtende].<\/p>\n<p>Dreng: &#8220;Lad mig hj\u00e6lpe med forst\u00e5elsen. Ser du, en zebra er, ikke som det lyder, en C-bra [stav det muligvis, alt efter hvor smart pigen er], alts\u00e5 en bh med C-sk\u00e5l.<\/p>\n<p>Pige: (bliver m\u00e5ske overrasket over sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5let, men imponeret over kreativiten) [pigen svarer ja eller nej, uddyber m\u00e5ske hvad hun har] (samtale er igangsat).<\/p>\n<p>q.e.f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg har konstrueret denne &#8220;scorereplik&#8221;. Dreng: &#8220;Hej [indledende kompliment e.l.], har du en zebra?&#8221; Pige: &#8220;(undrer sig over sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5let), [svarer ben\u00e6gtende]. Dreng: &#8220;Lad mig hj\u00e6lpe med forst\u00e5elsen. Ser du, en zebra er, ikke som det lyder, en C-bra [stav det muligvis, alt efter hvor smart pigen er], alts\u00e5 en bh med C-sk\u00e5l. Pige: (bliver m\u00e5ske [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[1108,1417],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-scorereplik","tag-zebra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}