{"id":849,"date":"2008-12-08T21:34:52","date_gmt":"2008-12-08T19:34:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deleet.dk\/?p=849"},"modified":"2008-12-08T21:34:52","modified_gmt":"2008-12-08T19:34:52","slug":"h%c3%b8rt-i-toget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/?p=849","title":{"rendered":"H\u00f8rt i toget"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- \t \t --><\/p>\n<p>Forleden da jeg var p\u00e5 vej i toget h\u00f8rte jeg togpersonalet eller den forudindtalte stemme sige at:<\/p>\n<p><em>We kindly ask passengers not to leave their luggage or other personal belongings unattended.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Og:<\/p>\n<p><em>Sound on electronic equipment must be silent.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jeg mener, at George Carlin RIP allerede har brokket sig over den f\u00f8rste[1], men jeg vil alligevel brokke mig over den her ogs\u00e5, for problemet er der jo stadigt. Hvad er bagage? Det er det man har med sig p\u00e5 sin rejse, uden at det er p\u00e5 en i en nogenlunde striks forstand. Det som man har p\u00e5 sig er bekl\u00e6dning. S\u00e5 hvad er det helt pr\u00e6cist der g\u00e5r under &#8220;other personal belongings&#8221; som man ikke har p\u00e5 sig (bekl\u00e6dning) eller har med p\u00e5 rejsen (bagage)? Oh jammer og ve, \u00e5rsagen er vel n\u00e6rmere, at DSB godt kan lide (retoriske) tautologier.<\/p>\n<p>Den anden er mere filosofisk. Jeg havde oprindeligt t\u00e6nkt mig, at tage den op hurtigt her, men jeg opdagede, at problemet kr\u00e6vede en n\u00e6rmere analyse.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kilder<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[1] George Carlin&#8217;s Jammin&#8217; in New York<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forleden da jeg var p\u00e5 vej i toget h\u00f8rte jeg togpersonalet eller den forudindtalte stemme sige at: We kindly ask passengers not to leave their luggage or other personal belongings unattended. Og: Sound on electronic equipment must be silent. Jeg mener, at George Carlin RIP allerede har brokket sig over den f\u00f8rste[1], men jeg vil [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[130,467,1295],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-automatiske-stemmer","tag-george-carlin","tag-tog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/da\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}