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<\/a><\/p>\nAlso, other lame puns<\/h3>\n
If one eats live breakfast multiple times, is one then a cereal killer?<\/p>\n
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If one is looking for a future spouse who is okay with wearing a bikini made of sweets, and one is going out with a possible choice, should one call her a “candydate”?<\/p>\n
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Sure, and if whilst covering people in wet earth artistically, some of them suffocate to death, is one then a mass mudderer? (Laird)<\/p>\n
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If one watches a film where nothing happens except that a bunch of pigs run around in a circle, is it boring?<\/p>\n
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L\u00f8betur i modvind. Me gusta(pun intended) (Arh\u00f8j)<\/p>\n
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im the most literal person u no, literaly and non-literaly!<\/p>\n
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[12-12-2011 06:47:46] Emil – Deleet: har set for majet House MD
\n[12-12-2011 06:47:55] Emil – Deleet: forv\u00e6nter ul\u00f8ker overalt nu
\n[12-12-2011 06:47:57] Emil – Deleet: :D
\n[12-12-2011 06:47:59] Jens Arh\u00f8j: xD
\n[12-12-2011 06:50:27] Emil – Deleet: en m\u00e6d en stang g\u00e6nem maven
\n[12-12-2011 06:50:28] Emil – Deleet: :(
\n[12-12-2011 06:50:49 | Edited 06:50:52] Jens Arh\u00f8j: I guess he couldn’t…stomach it<\/p>\n
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I spent 5 minutes trying to ejaculate and finally succeeded. I hope she was happy with the outcome.<\/p>\n
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Jeg s\u00e6tter pris p\u00e5 folk som mener at ikke alting kan g\u00f8res op i penge.<\/p>\n
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[18:34:42] Tulimafat: “nigger”-joke… det er sort humor :P<\/p>\n
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\n[30-11-2011 23:49:13] Emil – Deleet: http:\/\/epn.dk\/brancher\/energi\/olie\/article2623627.ece
\n[30-11-2011 23:49:18] Emil – Deleet: Olieboringer i Gr\u00f8nland lagt p\u00e5 is
\n[30-11-2011 23:49:22] Emil – Deleet: >_>_>_>_><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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