{"id":2844,"date":"2012-05-02T11:14:26","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T10:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/?p=2844"},"modified":"2012-05-02T11:14:26","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T10:14:26","slug":"its-puny-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/2012\/05\/its-puny-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Its puny time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Tulimafat is telling jokes)<br \/>\n[06:12:32] Tulimafat:Caught watching porn?<br \/>\nNow it&#8217;s a family movie.<br \/>\n[06:13:06] Emil &#8211; Deleet: it was before too!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Do you litter?<br \/>\nNo, I hate the metric system.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t like to say the same thing twice, and I never repeat myself.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>What should the next pirate iPhone from China copy be called? &#8212; AyePhone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>If one is living life on the edge, then one shud get a new mobile network operator.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>(Emil is reading an introduction to the relativity theories)<br \/>\n[11:26:24] Emil &#8211; Deleet: relativity is fucked up<br \/>\n[11:28:57] Jens Arh\u00f8j &#8211; Strawb: Only relatively, lolololol<br \/>\n[11:29:02] Emil &#8211; Deleet: lololol<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>(talking about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freemaptools.com\/tunnel-to-other-side-of-the-earth.htm\">this tool<\/a> for seeing what is on the opposite side of the earth in a cool way)<br \/>\n[16:10:12] Laird Shaw: The tunnelling tool says Australia is your nearest tunnel country, but the map itself shows NZ closer, as you said.<br \/>\n[16:10:30] Emil &#8211; Deleet: sea territory<br \/>\n[16:10:37] Laird Shaw: I see.<br \/>\n[16:10:42] Laird Shaw: Or do I sea?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Tulimafat is telling jokes) [06:12:32] Tulimafat:Caught watching porn? Now it&#8217;s a family movie. [06:13:06] Emil &#8211; Deleet: it was before too! &#8211; Do you litter? No, I hate the metric system. &#8211; I don&#8217;t like to say the same thing twice, and I never repeat myself. &#8211; What should the next pirate iPhone from China [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2844"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2896,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions\/2896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emilkirkegaard.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}